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Wednesday
Mar242010

Lemon Chiffon: A powerful new hallucinogen? 

FRESH BAKED? Models tripping out in a fish pond.

The narrative of this new Pamella Roland ad is highly confusing.  I attempted to decipher the “story” last night (it was a slow Tuesday) and came up with far more questions than answers, i.e.

1. Do women really fantasize about wading in fetid fishponds wearing evening gowns?  

2. Is the forlorn looking model on the left plotting to escape the shoot by drowning herself?

3. Is the blonde on the right communing with aliens, pumping up her tan or tripping her tits off on mushrooms? 

4. Were Koi or any other decorative fish injured during the production of this ad?

5. Did the water damage the dress?  And if so was it insured?  

6. Was the models hair dyed to match their outfits?  And if so, were they insured?

Color me confused. 

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Reader Comments (3)

Author, what you failed to mention (notice?) is that mlle. roland's fabrics appear to have issues with colorfastness - look what happened to "blonde-on-the-left's" gown... was she in the fountain in an earlier shot?

March 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJpo

J-PO - just realized i could access comments (oy!). Thanks for your piercing and valuable insights. Ruv.

April 1, 2010 | Registered CommenterMark

clearly you know nothing, as the two models are pamella's own daughters and they shot this at their home wishing fountain (that has no fish)

May 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjess

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